Hang that Ba$tard!

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A phone rings at the desk of the editor of L-TOI ( Abbreviated for Lousy Times of India - and yeah the pun is intended)

Kungpao reporter: "Saar, Mr Murthy said embarrased and anthem in the same sentence!"

Editor Saar:

"Eda? Holda-Phone.

Eda... Po-da.. Go quietly and tell amma to get me some idiyyappam (Chiding his 4 year old kid who is furiously pulling at his lungi)

Ok. What were ya saying man? Dont mind the noise ok? Children you see.. heh heh."

Kungpao reporter: "Saar, Murthy no, at Mysore saar, in front of president saar, says anthem embarrasing"

Editor Saar: "What anthem da?"

Kungpao reporter: "Saar, that Mana Dhana Dhana saar"

Editor Saar: "Oh, Dhana Dhana Mana"

Kungpao reporter: "No, Mana Dhana Dhana"

Editor Saar: "What! (His 10 year old Muthu reminds him that it is Jana Gana Mana) Oh!
Good Boy!

(Turning to Kungpao) You idiot! It is Jana Gana Mana.. you fool! Be awake while you are out on the field - take notes. My fourth youngest kid knew it.. Good smart boy No? After all whose boy is he? Heh Heh!

Kungpao reporter: "Sorry saar. Mishtake."

Editor Saar: "No problem da. Small mistake. You are a good reporter! Always brining hot fresh news. Yes, print on the first page - Deport Narayan Murthy!"

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A random search on google news for the word "Murthy" + "Anthem" returns about 80 news records and takes about 0.05 seconds.

Some of the headlines read:
"Narayana Murthy's Remark on Anthem Rocks Assembly"
"Narayana Murthy as Prez would be a shame"
"Deport Narayan Murthy"

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Hmm.. "Deport" . Something rings a bell. Yeah! Deport.

Over his 25 years at the helm of Infosys, he has deported so many Indians - not in dozens, but in tens of thousands. He has deported them from their cozy homes, where they could laze around all day watching Star TV and the lousy men in blue - only to see them win against weak teams like Bangladesh. Wait! Bangladesh?... Ooops.. Kenya!... Oh! sorry.. Ireland!

He has deported them from their hometown to the glamorous IT city of Bangalore and what has he given them? A good, high-paying job where people can call themselves "Experts", "Professionals" and the likes, while they could have rested on their asses at home while their hardworking parents slogged for the bread and butter.

Man, that was life!. Yeah, Deport that Bastard!

But where? US? UK? Pakistan? Congo? Nah.. the quality of life is better there! Damn, the dude will have a ball out there. Lets deport him some place, where intellect and common sense goes for a toss - someplace, where people cant make out the difference between their earholes and their arseholes - The Houses of Parliament. Yeah, that will be sweet justice. He has troubled so many, has created so many jobs, is considered the face of the Indian outsourcing success story, is on the board of innumerable institutions and companies and what has he gone and done?

He uttered the following words - "We had arranged for five people to sing the anthem. But then we cancelled it as we have foreigners on board here. They should not be embarrassed while we sing the anthem.’’

Wait, Did he say embarrass the foreigners? Hmm.. I guess it makes sense. Any foreigner might be embarrassed standing like a fool admist thousands of Indians singing the anthem with their heads held high! Hmm.. makes sense.. But what the heck, We MUST deport him as that is what we do in India. Foster idiots and pamper stupid politicians but massacre honest, sincere and devoted citizens like Murthy. Yeah, he has no right to be an Indian - He is just too good.

I say why stop at that. Lets "Hang him!". Yeah, lets hang that sonofabitch. After all Murthy has desecrated our National Anthem! An anthem, which infact was is a paean in praise of "the overlord of India's destiny" - George the Fifth! - An anthem that was chosen without giving a second thought. But, we must hang him whatever the case.

Lets see what it takes for a nation of over a billion hypocritic idiots and an equally biased media to WAKE UP!

~Dead Pep